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Fragments on the Future of Peaches

If one strikes the pit of a peach with exactly the right amount of force, at exactly the right point, it will shatter into fragments of exactly equal mass. From the shape of the scattering of these fragments, one may divine many things. Here are some that were revealed to me over the course of researching the yet-to-be objet d’art TaoTao:

  • Peach iris
  • Peach breath-eater
  • Peach banana person
  • Peach unbreakable contract
  • Peach penfingers
  • The season of Peaches
  • Peach drag
  • Peach family trees
  • The inner geometry of peaches
  • Peach cellular automata
  • Peach doodles
  • Peach fetus
  • Blue peaches, peaches of memory
  • Peach chirps, a language shared with birds that eat peaches
  • Peaches that grow in moonlight only
  • Living peach tree graffiti
  • Peach art currency, but you only purchase more peaches
  • City buildings that grow out of peaches, parks that are overtaken by peach trees
  • Psychoactive peaches that transport your mind to that which is depicted on its skin
  • Anomalous peach face expressions
  • Religious peach iconography
  • Peach sculptures depicted on peaches
  • Peach memorials
  • Peach charms
  • Peach artificial intelligence assistant
  • Peach pet simulations
  • Peach pornography
  • Peach sleep assistant, meditation assistant, dream assistant
  • Peach eye replacements
  • Peach gene splicing, peach skin grafts
  • Peach bears, peach animal-hybrids, peaches that transform one into what is depicted on it
  • Fractal peaches, peaches as proof-of-work
  • Proof of isomophism to peach
  • Peach battles, peach battle scene, peach micro-film franchise, peach fan films
  • Peach fine art
  • Peach octopus, peach whale, peach lounge singer
  • Peach star, peach annihilation, peach apocalypse, peach oblivion
  • Peach fanfiction, peach species-shipping, peach breeding
  • The search for peach-prime numbers
  • Peach pantheon
  • Peach role-playing-game, peach museum, peach virtual hot dog topping
  • Knight of Peaches, Queen of Pits, King Whose Face is Fuzz
  • Castle Upon Peach Crags, River of Peaches, Abbey of the Peach Pope
  • Jester Whose Bells are Peaches, Whose Hat Grows Peaches
  • Peach Diet, Raw Peaches, Cooked Peaches, Peach Bacon
  • Peach analytics, peach click-through rate, peach advertising, peach business as usual
  • Peach throne, Khan of Peaches, Peach Riots, Peaches Devouring Men
  • Planet-as-Peach, Bones of Peaches, Peach Nova, Peach Singularity-Thrower
  • Night of Living Peaches, Pan the God of Peach Orgies, Ergonomic Peach Machine
  • Peach routers
  • Peach museum, peach city in the clouds, peach crises
  • Peach that demands attention, peach mother, mother-to-peaches, mother-to-peach-and-man
  • Peach stalker, peach slaver, peach tyrant, peach lothario, peach arsonist, peach scalper
  • Peach flames, peach wind, peach ooze, peach volcanic eruption, peach fog, peach sunrise
  • Peach upgrades, peach loot crates, peach hashtags, mutable peach hashtags, peach leather
  • Peach stone, peach ivory, peach silicone, peach origami, peach fractal origami, peach chess
  • Peach dictator, peach proletariat, peach fandom, peach suppression, peach entropy
  • Peach guillotine, peach-shooter, peach exoskeleton, peach codex, peach font, peach lyre
  • Rubble of peaches, peach series 2, peach hammer, slave-of-peaches, peachbird skull
  • Unending peaches, rain of peaches, phosphorescent peaches, callous peach, peach pyre
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